Archive for November, 2007
Washing ashore
Oh, my! The ship sunk and I ended up in this deserted beach. My body is all wet and cold, and I can hear the drums of the natives in the distance, in what seems to be a dark ritual. I wonder if they’ll sacrifice me to their gods? Or maybe I’ll end up being a slave to their primal desires.
My gym session
No, it’s not strange that I’m into Pilates and all kinds of personal fitness fads. But after a while, I go back to some old stretching excercises I like doing on my bed. Maybe you can help me with my workout. Wanna work on your stamina?
Spelunking
Would you like to have a little adventure? I hear only the bravest of men dares to explore these misterious caves and only a handful live to tell the tale. I might be willing to help you, just in case you don’t find any treasures. It’s worth the risk, don’t you think?
Tea for two
Oh, there you are! I thought you weren’t coming, so I called a friend. I hope you don’t mind waiting your turn, I had some cravings for hot chocolate. And you know I get cranky if I don’t have something before dinner. But there is no reason for us not to share. There is plenty for us both.
